http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=you-are-jesus-christ-and-i-claim-my-five-pounds-%7C-the-sleaze Where is Jesus? With the Messiah Sixteen Years Overdue for Second Coming, We're Offering Five Pounds to the Reader Who Spots Him. Remember, You Must be Carrying a Bible and Say 'You Are Jesus Christ and I Claim my Five Pounds' When you See Him to be Eligible for the Prize. Wed, 23 Mar 2016 22:57:36 UTC en